Welcome to Uncle Josh's tribute to all things blog...but mostly movies and music. My name is Josh Melton, I am 29 years old. I have a Bachelors in Chemistry and Masters in Education, and I am currently teaching High School Chemistry in Indianapolis. I have lived all over this country (Indiana, Idaho, Louisiana, Missouri), and another (Aberdeen, Scotland) and am now settled (hopefully for good!) in the Indianapolis area. Y'all should come down here and visit. You can meet my wife Lacey (married in June, '04) and dog Abbie (born in September, '04).
Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?".