A tougher one, but not too difficult:
"Michael, I did nothing. And it was everything I thought it could be."
Posted by jmmelton at October 10, 2006 07:20 AM | TrackBackIs it from Office Space?
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."
Posted by: Christin at October 10, 2006 07:25 AMRats, Christin beat me to it.
"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear."
Posted by: hollie at October 10, 2006 11:37 AMHey now. There's no beating someone to it. You are all entitled to post your own thoughts about the quotes and your own quotes:)
Hollie, great choice. That one's not quoted much at all, although it's one of the funniest.
Posted by: Melton at October 10, 2006 12:48 PMDame it feels good to be a gangsta'......
Posted by: Lacey at October 11, 2006 02:26 PMAt least I never slept with LUMBERGH!
Posted by: emily at October 12, 2006 09:43 AMFrom http://garnersclassics.com/qoffice.htm :
Michael: There was nothing wrong with it...until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm...well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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Peter: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter: Yeah.
Dr Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
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Tom Smykowski: Well, well look. I already told you: I deal with the God damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that?! What the hell is wrong with you people?!
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Peter: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob: Don't...don't care?
Peter: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's another thing: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob: Eight?
Peter: Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled - that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.
Posted by: jon at October 14, 2006 02:25 PM