Deep Thought For The Day
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
Deep Thought For The Day
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.
Deep Thought For The Day
Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.
Deep Thought For The Day
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet you could shoot beer out of your nose.
Southern Heritage Ball
Well, I attended my first ball last evening, and I have to say, it went off quite nicely. It was a little strange as a "yankee", seeing all the Confederate dress and hearing about how Abe Lincoln is the devil, but I got over it in good time. I went in only knowing how to Waltz (fairly), but picked up the others quickly. And even though there were too many called, my favorite was probably the Virginia Reel. The last one of the night featured three Wilkins boys (and their partners), myself and Lacey, and three other couples, and it was a riot. All I can say is that if you ever get the chance to Virginia Reel with three Wilkins boys: take it. And I was also glad to see everyone's good friend Christin Booth there...good decision AC:)
Deep Thought For The Weekend
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.
Deep Thought For The Day
I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!
New Music
Just heard the new Radiohead single "There, There" from their new release "Hail to the Thief", and it is fabulous. It is a lot more raw than their most recent stuff, and sounds like a cross between Ok Computer and The Bends. Can't wait for the album, in stores June 10th.
Bought the new Jack Johnson album On and On. It is very good. Not much of a change from the last one, but if you have a great formula, why change it?
Third Eye Blind has a new CD out, and I couldn't afford it. Does anyone know if it's any good? I loved their first album, but Blue was a bit of a disappointment.
Deep Thought For The Day
Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
Deep Thought For The Day
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
Deep Thought For The Day
If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
Deep Thought For The Day
Just because swans mate for life, I don't think its that big a deal. First of all, if you're a swan, you're probably not going to find a swan that looks much better than the one you've got, so why not mate for life?
The Matrix Reloaded
Ok, I've been yelled at enough. It's finally time for my review of this movie. First of all, let me say that it broke every record for a one day box office, making 42.5 million dollars yesterday. Wow!
Now down to business. I have to say I was a touch disappointed. But that is only because my expectations were so high. There is no doubt about it, this sequel is not as good as the original. But this is common in trilogies. Really, aside from some notable exceptions (Empire, Godfather, T2), it's almost universally true...so it's kind of to be expected. Now, don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the film immensely. The special effects are awesome, the action kicks some serious butt, and the characters are well developed. The first half hour could have used some work. There is this ridiculous tribal-dance-orgy intercut with Trinity and Neo, well, y'know, that is totally out of place. But after that, the movie really kicks into gear and packs one heck of a wallop. The ideas are good, and the movie makes you think while still blowing your hair back. I won't give away anything, let's just say that the machines have come up with some great ways to kill us humans. And Neo can still trash most of them. There was probably a bit too much talking, philosophy, and computer mumbo jumbo for younger viewers, but that's ok, since the movie is rated R anyways. And I think they were trying to be "too deep" at times. It just wasn't culture-shaking like the first one. It seemed a bit choppy, and didn't have the same rhythm that the first one had. The soundtrack was definitely not as good. But these are all minor details. On the whole, the movie is extremely entertaining, and leaves you on the edge of your seat. It was well worth the admission price and well worth seeing again...and again if you are me:) Oh, and make sure you stay until after the credits for a look at the Matrix Revolutions...it's gonna be great! I can't wait until November!!!
Deep Thought For The Day
I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.
Deep Thought For The Day
Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.
Deep Thought For The Day
Whether they find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet.
Deep Thought For The Day
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.
Deep Thought For The Day
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
Weekend Smattering
Whew! I made it to Monroe safely, and thanks to all of you out there praying for my safe arrival here. I am very happy to finally be down here after all the anticipation. Had a busy weekend. Moved my stuff in...overfilled my waterbed...If you haven't seen X-Men 2, you really should, it's very fun and very cool....I can't recommend Outback Steakhouse highly enough...YUMMY! That about sums it up. I'm looking for a job this week, so please pray that goes well. But nothing can quell my anticipation for the Matrix Reloaded. Lacey and I already got our tickets and I've been trying to concentrate on them and hope that Wednesday comes soon:) Oh, and if I don't blog too much in the next few weeks, you'll have to understand and forgive me.
Breaking Movie News
The release dates for The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers movie version and extended version on DVD have been released. The theater version, with an extra disc of special features, comes out on August 26th, and the extended version with four discs, including 35 minutes of new and extended scenes and two more discs of special features comes out on November 18th!!! For more information, visit lordoftherings.net
Also, the Indiana Jones trilogy is finally going to be released on DVD!!! The four disc collector's edition comes out on November 4th, which includes the movies with totally remastered picture and sound, and a bonus disc packed with special features!
Busy Week
Well folks, the verdict is in, and my blog is officially boring. I, like Deacon, am finishing up the last bit of my college career. I had two projects to do on Monday that took me 14 hours straight to finish, a presentation yesterday, and a portfolio due today. But now I am done. I *only* have to run about 10 errands, wash windows, and pack up my entire life into a Ford Explorer before moving to Monroe on Saturday. I am very much looking forward to it, but please pray that I am able to have safe travel, and accomplish everything and not flip out and burn down the house.
Deep Thought For The Day
Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
Deep Thought For The Day
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Top Ten Pearl Jam Songs You've (probably) Never Heard
Ok Booth and Deacon, I know you have heard them. But if you only really listen to the radio, you probably haven't, so here's a list of PJ essentials you need to get your hands on.
10.Release --- Ten
9.Love Boat Captain --- Riot Act
8.Of The Girl --- Binaural
7.No Way --- Yield
6.Whipping --- Vitalogy
5.Porch --- Ten
4.Rear-view Mirror --- Vs.
3.Off He Goes --- No Code
2.Hard To Imagine --- Chicago Cab Soundtrack
1.Long Road --- Merkinball single, Dead Man Walking Soundtrack